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The Cracken 

When a girlfriend sweeps away a boy friend from his friends. the girlfriend would be known as The Cracken the boyfriend on the other hand would be known as the sailor.
Jeff: Dude when was the last time you saw nick?

Matt: I don't know man, he's just a poor sailor in the grasps of The Cracken

Jeff: Damn....I never thought he'd become a sailor.
The Cracken by Thechoseone2233 September 22, 2009
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release the cracken 

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.
"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"

pussy cracken 

An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.
She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!
pussy cracken by Tiga woodz March 9, 2018

The Cracken 

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found
Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.
The Cracken by Qbinking January 31, 2025

Jackin the Cracken 

When your jerking off to hardcore porn and beating your dick hard. Your dick will get really hard.
Joe: I was up all night last night bro

Ron: Why

Joe: I was Jackin the Cracken to some hot asian porn

What's Cracken 

Hello Showin Respect to a Organization and not affliated or prospect..
Dont be lyin! What's Cracken!

Unleash the cracken 

When you snort a looooootta crack. Like Four Loko analogy levels of crack.
Random junkie: "Life is too hard... it's time to...
UNLEASH THE CRACKEN"
Unleash the cracken by PLMMJ May 10, 2024