Qbinking's definitions

Devil's skid mark

That's sweet brown drip cascading down the side of your crack pipe before you swipe it and take it head ringer

Bobby was shaking with excitement at the thought of the Devil's skid mark painting his pipe as he awaited his next ripper.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

Backyard Bocce

When your banging a girl doggystyle and she reaches back and plays with your balls.

Walter's balls were so perfectly dangled that when he was banging Priscilla she could easily play some backyard bocce.

by Qbinking August 19, 2023

Johnny Crackleseed

A benevolent crack wanderer who stole puropose is to blesse crackheads with random found crack rocks along their travels all while donning the official uniform of the crack people. a torn hoodie , fingerless gloves, sweatpants under cargo shorts, and mismatching footwear

Almost out of nowhere a Wanderer appeared As if to answer our prayers, all to spread his generosity With three crack rocks. his name was Johnny Crackleseed.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025

The Cracken

The mythological crack rock believed by the desperate crackhead to be lost but never found

Bill and Ted We're crawling on their Knees Searching for the Cracken as their Bag ran out at6:00 a.m.

by Qbinking January 31, 2025