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condozed 

A portmanteau of 'condo' and 'bulldoze', this term describes the demolition of an element of the built environment (building, street, park, etc.), and its subsequent replacement with a condominium building. The term is generally used to describe condominium buildings which are either out of scale, out of context, or both. This term can be attributed to the website ForgottenChicago.com.
Before they were condozed, this area was filled with factories.
condozed by Frank Silver January 7, 2008
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condomized

When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.
"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.
condomized by Doshua Wingnut October 7, 2009

condominimum

n. Absolute smallest length of time a condom can be worn for effective protection.

..............................
That right there was the condominimum!

Yeah. I thought it was a tiny length.
condominimum by gnostic1 December 23, 2011

Condominimum

n: The absolute smallest square footage that a developer can build a condominium unit without it being legally considered to be a pet carrier.
Bruce: "Hey Rob! I just bought a new 400 square foot condominimum!"

Rob: "For your cat?"

Bruce: "No! For me and my cat! It's really cool man! I can stand on the foot of my bed and piss into the kitchen sink!"
Condominimum by warmbrother October 2, 2014

Condominium 

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
Condominium by El Zacko September 20, 2006

condomless 

I had a 'condomless' night
condomless by effex January 2, 2005

The Condomleezza Rice

Occurs when a man specifically requests a handjob with a condom on, and proceeds to receive one to cumpletion.
Guy 1: So man, how far did you get with Rita last night?
Guy 2: Dude, I actually requested The Condomleezza Rice, and received. It surprisingly feels pretty good, and there's almost zero cleanup!