cocksplinter 

A cocksplinter is someone who is super fucking annoying. So annoying that it is as bad as having a splinter in your cock.

Johnny: My neighbor is such an asshole. He's putting his Christmas lights up and it's not even Halloween yet.

Dave: Yeah, he's a real fucking cocksplinter!

cocksplinter by geederd November 28, 2020

Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

Cockstacle by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

cockbrain 

when the male uses his cock as a secondary brain, often resulting in unfortunate choices and loss of girlfriend and or bodily harm caused by aforementioned girlfriend.

man i was so cockbrain last night, i had a great time but my girlfriend kicked me in the sack this morning

cockbrain by IMMA MAN December 3, 2009

cocksman

A man well schooled and/or trained in the art of sexual stimulation using his penis.

Gloria lusted after James, for she knew that he was an expert cocksman.

cocksman by Roscoe Turner November 4, 2003

cockspanner

Similar to a cockknocker. An idiot etc.

That's my pint you dull cockspanner

cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

Cocksmanship 

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.

Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship

Cocksmanship by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksand 

noun • a residue typically left from dried ejaculate; a type of homemade cocaine substitute (no it will not get you high but it might get you pregnant)

Grandpa Dick: Honey come here and choke on my cocksand
Grandma Rosanne: Ewwww you’re an ornery 69 year old that’s just ur old nasty cum it’s not like u have any left. I’m just gonna hit this line of coke real quick I ain’t trying to set a record for oldest mama.

cocksand by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018