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clitterdick 

1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit

2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.

Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.
clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009

clittered 

How was she?
Clittered.
clittered by TIMGRABER January 23, 2011

Clitterference 

1. The female version of cockblocking.
2. The act of someone preventing two (or more) people from having sexual relations.
"Aw, man! Last night, just when I was about to go down on Sheila, fuckin' Becky just had to knock on the door to run clitterference!"
Clitterference by CoffeeC4f February 17, 2018

Clitter dick 

When a woman's pants are too tight, her camel toe looks like a dick. This term trended on twitter's trending topic on January 16, 2010 by Shanedawson, a famous YouTuber.
Look at Lady GaGa's Clitter dick!
Clitter dick by ATwitterTwat January 16, 2010

Clotted Cream 

Thick semen that is ejaculated in significant quantity. Typically the cum of a very virile male in his teens and early 20s.
Howard longed for the day when his prostate power enabled him to shoot his load three feet in the air and his ball sack could serve up loads of clotted cream. Now in his 60s, he is happy just to wake up with occasional morning wood and to rub out a little dribble.
Clotted Cream by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015

Clittease 

A man who likes to lead women on with hints that they could possibly have sex with him, even though he has no intention of ever engaging in sexual intercourse with them.
As he unbuttoned his shirt, then turned off his webcam, Kerry said, "Oh you're such a clittease".
Clittease by Peaky69 September 11, 2009