Noun.
Clutteration is the assortment of
useless but decorative objects, such as
china ornaments, that women like to put on tables and shelves.
Once clutteration is advanced, it
will become impossible to find a clear horizontal surface to put your drink down on.
I
came home and found my wife had
put an aromatherapy set on my bedside
table and 'tidied away' the book I was reading. Total clutteration!