Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic 

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up

You: Welcome to pizza Pete’s Pizzeria and abortion clinic and yesterday’s losses Tuesdays Today’s sauce how May I help you
scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

Pizza Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic by FlyingRocket763 December 28, 2020

Head Clinic 

Similar to head doctor

A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.

Shes running a head clinic on the whole football team

Head Clinic by Greasymonkey September 28, 2018

walk in clinic 

The Canadian version of doc in a box. A medical clinic that is usually associated with a group of general practice doctors that offer this free additional service without scheduled appointments. They offer all the basic services of an ER (stitches, shots, prescriptions, sick notes, etc. ) without the need for a hospital staff.

The dude stabbed me with a fork, I better go the walk in clinic and get a tetanus shot.

walk in clinic by monkey40 July 24, 2009

Putting On A Clinic

1) To excel competitively in an area or sport of some sort. Especially in convincing fashion. Also, going so far as to to rub it in the face of opposition that they are being completely out played.

2) To completely embarass an opponent in competition. As if you are using your skill to punish, and not being humble at all.

Quincy: Damn Smalls. You really don't give a fuck who girl you taking anymore!
John: Ha yeah Tune I'm putting on a clinic in taking other niggas bitches.

Putting On A Clinic by King Quincy November 22, 2011

Abortion Clinic 

When someone always swallows after BJ's.

Ex: Man, Heather is such an abortion clinic.

Abortion Clinic by Lmaothatsgaybro October 13, 2018

Mayo Clinic 

The guys who Run Rochester, if you want to open a buisness here you got to make sure Mayo dosn't want to bulldoze the space for a new medical center. But it put this city on the map.

Damn Mayo clinic I just set up shop here one week ago and now there bulldozing it!

Mayo Clinic by Peter Irving October 9, 2008

Cock Clinic

The cock clinic is where you go when you have a dick appointment

How do Sarah where have you been likeeee
Oh I've just been to the cock clinic Delilah
Oh yeh get up there champ

Cock Clinic by TypicalChav July 14, 2020