post-sesh syndrome

The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.
"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
by TypicalChav August 17, 2020
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Cock Clinic

The cock clinic is where you go when you have a dick appointment
How do Sarah where have you been likeeee
Oh I've just been to the cock clinic Delilah
Oh yeh get up there champ
by TypicalChav July 15, 2020
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