Girls who eat carrots 

“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson

Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs”

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Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*

Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*

Girls who eat carrots by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

carrots in your ear 

built up ear wax.

earwax pouring out of your ear.

john "ewww look at those carrots in your ear"
tom "ewww thats gross"

carrots in your ear by kay stash July 26, 2012

Arse Carrots 

When one goes to a farmers market or large supermarket with the intention of buying large quantities of long, skinny, withered looking cheap carrots. The soul intention of this purchase is not to make a stew or soup, but to place the carrots up one's rectum for self pleasure. Each carrot needs to be placed in the garbage after one use, hence why large quantities are purchased.

"Hey Stuart whats with that large bag of carrots you have just bought?. Are you making a lovely carrot soup this evening?"

"No Steve, these carrots are not of a high quality, so soup is out of the question. I have bought these to I can insert them in my bottom"

"Ohh I see, I must remember to get some Arse Carrots myself when I am next at the Supermarket"

Arse Carrots by El_Web October 24, 2012

Brodie Eating Carrots 

A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.

Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.

Brodie Eating Carrots by Shygvy March 15, 2022

dirty bag of carrots 

Girl that is not necessarily classically good looking or sexy, but looks like she would be good in bed.

She's not the best looking girl in here, but she certainly looks like a dirty bag of carrots.

dirty bag of carrots by 68guns March 18, 2009

carrots and shits 

the joke that Claire Drake used to help her friend Haley Sharpe when they were making fun of their friend Chase Rutherford.

"it looks like he's been eating carrots and sticks and no brush his teeth for weeks" - haley sharpe
"HALEY! it doesn't look like he's been carrots AND sticks. it looks like he's been eating CARROTS AND SHITS 😂🤣😂😆". - Claire Drake

carrots and shits by victoria o <3 December 3, 2020

Brodie eating carrots 

A fine specimen of a man who has a crippling addiction and soft spot for his orange, crunchy, snack. These types of people also usually have orange hands, feet, lips, eye balls, and arm pits on account of their carrot overdose.

What was that noise? “Brodie eating carrots.”

Brodie eating carrots by sweaty silas March 15, 2022