Burpee

The most badass exercise on the market, targets every muscle and improves explosiveness. Common among inmates.

Consists of doing a push up, going into a squat, jumping as high as you can, dropping back into a squat then into a pushup. A pull up can be added after the jump if a bar is available.

I just did 100 burpees in 5 minutes, excuse me while I projectile vomit.

Burpee by DeliPro158 June 22, 2008

Having A Burgess 

Having a wank on some one else's bed!

Andy caught Alex 'having a burgess' on Marsdens bed

Having A Burgess by Alex_Burgess December 17, 2011

weed burps 

When you smoke weed so hard that you burp afterward and smoke comes out of your mouth.

I hit that shit so hard I got the weed burps!

weed burps by Steve O'Malley January 2, 2008

burpspeak 

The words you speak when you burp.

John has awesome burpspeak, he can do the entire alphabet after a single swig of beer.

burpspeak by moooooog35 October 26, 2009

Burpstipated 

The strong biological need to emit gas from one's mouth, but without the ability to do so.

I was walking down the hallway and I felt really burpstipated; however, it was another 10 minutes before I could get it out.

Burpstipated by 5MFun April 14, 2014

Burmese water trap 

A way to sabotage someone by placing a folder or other similar flat surface on the top of a bottle/glass filled with water (or any other liquid), flipping the liquid-filled vessel upside down, and then carefully sliding the folder out from beneath, leaving the overturned container on the desk/table/ect. of the victim. Carefully poking holes in the bottom of the receptacle after setting the trap up will also increase the damage done by the Burmese Water Trap, as well as remove the likelihood of your target containing a percentage of the water within the vessel after triggering the trap.

That waitress was extremely rude, so I put her tip inside of a Burmese water trap.

Burmese water trap by Hichewman April 19, 2017

burlesque 

something that DJ Forehead (Brendon Urie) likes to compose a lot

"here I am cOMPOSING A BURLESQUE"

burlesque by a fucking panic! fan July 7, 2017