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Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.
My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.
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Brandered 

v. To be disqualified from participation in an event, especially political, by a technicality.
I wanted to vote but I got brandered because there was a typo on my ID.
Brandered by randomname12345 May 22, 2009

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

flander blender

n: The jabberwocky which is used frequently by Ned Flanders from Simpsons. (taken from fender bender)
Closest technical term could be tmesis
Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it! *Stupid flander blender*
flander blender by Iconoblast March 16, 2011

Blender 3D 

A free, open-source 3D polygon modelling program scripted entirely within Python.
Blender supports export to many generic and specific 3d file formats.
Our team used Blender 3D to create our MMORPG
Blender 3D by Mincetro February 10, 2006

blendering 

1. (verb) to mix things up with the use of a blender.
my friend thought she was smarter than me, but i couldn't hear her over the sound of my roommate blendering his post-workout smoothie
blendering by nickjames23 March 18, 2011

blerdeeder 

to express frustration, or used when there is nothing else to say
"I killed you 53 times on Team Fortress 2 last night!"
"Blerdeeder!!"
blerdeeder by Razmataz February 2, 2014