Better Call Saul 

The first thing any intelligent criminal says when he's suddenly in a boatload of trouble.

"The feds just caught me with a shitload of meth in my rolling meth lab! Better call Saul!

Better Call Saul by rcs October 6, 2013

kiss it better 

literally kissing whatever area hurts in order to make it feel better.

-"my leg got run over by a trailer"
-"awe ill kiss it better for you!!"

kiss it better by ashedpotatoes April 22, 2017

the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.

Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!

the batterfly effect by picc285 March 24, 2020

bitter fuck 

To constantly be in a bitter, or negative, mood because of past experiences. Always pessimistic. Very Cynical pretending to be someone you’re not.

“Did you see Will last night?” “Yeah he has been such a bitter fuck ever since his girlfriend cheated and left him.”

bitter fuck by Basic941 January 28, 2018

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023

batterwitch 

Word used by John Egbert in the webcomic Homestuck (written by Andrew Hussie).

Is used to describe Betty Crocker in a hateful manner.

John: THE HEINOUS BATTERWITCH HAS HER GNARLED CLAWS IN EVERYTHING.

What do Gushers have to do with baked goods anyway??

How does this make sense???

Why????

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????

batterwitch by homestuckderp August 30, 2013

better call saul effect 

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high

it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

better call saul effect by Ultiminati April 27, 2022