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mind-bending orgasm 

mind-bending orgasm

A mind-bending orgasm is like being under the influence.

A guy feels like a superhero when he can turn on a gal so her b-spot swerves, her mind bends and she goes into orgasmic orbit.

A ‘mind-bender’ for short makes a gal pretty much incoherent and all she can usually do is moan 'OOOOoooooh' afterwards.
An hour after sex, gal regains consciousness: “WOW! That was a mind-bending orgasm. I feel total emotional bliss. Can we do it again?”

Guy to himself: “Boy, I’m good. Seems I’ve rearranged time and space with another mind-bending orgasm.”

Woman to friend: “Greeks may have orgasmo but I prefer a mind-bending orgasm.”
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beating it 

Austin almost got caught beating it
beating it by Crf.500 January 23, 2016
a very sweet kind person who will always make you smile. she is amazingggg at edits and is so talented. she is such a great freind and so chill and fun to hang out with.
if you find a bening you are very lucky

Bunting Bangers 

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck

Wal-Mart Beating 

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
Wal-Mart Beating by lock'on June 5, 2009
when you are intentionally feeding in League of Legends which is also called "inting" but in lower elo. Based off a pun on BTEJCYJ
"Why are you running it down mid?"
"Don't worry he's always binting"
binting by RifTeo May 6, 2020

Beating Off A Dead Horse 

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.