battered 

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

battered by kippo May 23, 2003

Inglorious Basterd

One who makes a swashtika with semen on the head of a jewish chick after fucking her.

I had sex with an Inglorious Basterd last night.

Inglorious Basterd by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

battered horn 

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

battered horn by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) 

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.

I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.

c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy) by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008

basterd 

When someone is too stupid to spell bastard, basterd is often the result.

Moron: STFU U DUM BASTERD!!!!!1111
Normal person: Try not typing like an idiot for once in your life.

basterd by Anonymous July 27, 2003

the battered shrimp 

while having sex on the beach the man will pull his penis out rub it in the sand and then go back to fucking her with his sandy penis. possibly making a pearl.

it was our anniversary and he surprised me with the battered shrimp. i did not like it. i hate the beach.

the battered shrimp by ear21 May 16, 2010

battered cod 

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

battered cod by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009