table touchers

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

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toughest sport

A nickname given to hockey

Person 1: what sport do you play?
Person 2: Ice Hockey
Person 1: omg, heard that's the toughest sport, are your teeth okay?

toughest sport by User694208800q November 25, 2020

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Touché.

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006

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get u touched

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

kichen mir en tuchess by Murray Haldanish October 1, 2019

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Tengis Toucher

A ball game resembling hot potato. This game includes a large, soft ball. The game starts with a timer ranging anywhere from 10 seconds to 1 minute. The ball can be thrown, kicked, and anything else to get it away from you. If the ball hits you, you are the "Tengis Toucher." If you are the "Tengis Toucher," as the timer goes off, you are eliminated until one player remains.
Extra Rules: No striking. If you strike someone in any way, you will be eliminated. (Boxing out, dodging, and pushing is allowed.)

Who won that game of "Tengis Toucher?"

Tengis Toucher by ssofa February 1, 2022

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My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

My uncle touched my weewee by BionicNoob November 7, 2019