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The Bait n Strap 

When a man is doing a woman from behind, the woman sneakily puts on a strap on (preferably made of a tough plastic complete with coloring). As the man is about to thrust inward, the woman shifts her balance so the man falls to the bed/tabletop/elevator floor/wherever the mating is occuring, and then the woman jumps on his back as he is still utterly confused and begins to bang him relentlessly in the asshole.
One time in Las Vegas I was screwing this prostitute doggy dog style when she unexpectedly turned on me and pulled the bait n strap on me and then hit me with a role of salami.

Strap on the feed bag 

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.
Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.
Strap on the feed bag by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

strap on the belt 

Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.
After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.

Jump on the scrape 

A song by the big upcoming rap group Nump. Possibly the best rap song ever known to the bay area.
Cool Guy 1: {Y0 br@h y0u h3rd ~"I g0t grapez?"~}
Cool Guy 2: {N@hh br@h that's 0ld $chool M3ssy I be bumpin ~"Jump on the scrape"~}

The Scrappy Johnson 

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days
The Scrappy Johnson by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015

What the scrap

as in "What the fuck", but infinitely funnier
"4 shot dead in central park?? What the scrap!"