2 definitions by the mad deucer

strap on the belt

Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.

After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.

by the mad deucer March 3, 2011

Castaway

Wadding up and depositing large amounts of toilet paper prior to dropping a deuce. Feces will float on top of toilet paper, like Tom Hanks on the raft in the movie
"Castaway".

I knew that shit was going to be massive so, I left a castaway. That way I could share my effort.

by the mad deucer February 10, 2011