squint eastwood 

when you are so stoned out of your gord that your eyes take on that Clint Eastwood spaghetti-western look

A: (laughing) dude, you shouldn't have taken that last hit. you're squint eastwood!
B: (laughing) no dude, you're squint eastwood!
A: no dude, you're squint eastwood!
ad infinitum...

squint eastwood by squint eastwood August 25, 2008

squint scale 

Squint-scale is that movement you make with your hands when you're trying to weigh two (probably equally poor) options.

Usually the person using this metaphoric motion simultaneously makes a terrible squinty face that resembles straining and intense thought.

This back and forth hand gesture closely resembles that of an old fashioned scale mechanism; one which tips in the direction of the heaviest object presented on it's metal plates.

Squint-scale is often used when you're presented with a dilema where there is a clear and obvious right answer, but that other answer that your mother would smack you for choosing is sounding pretty good.

"I should probably spend my day off working on some of these projects, chores, and life responsibilities that haunt me everyday... But... The bar is having 2 for 1 happy hour and I wouldn't want that to go to waste" (enter squint scale)

squint scale by BelieveIt_ImHip February 17, 2015

Briggsy Face-Squirter 

A gay sex act in which a spotty homosexual squeezes pus out of his acne to coincide with the vinegar strokes of a blowjob he's receiving. The blower gets a faceful of acne-pus as well as a mouthful of gay jizz.

Fuck me, Quentin! What's all that crap on your face?

What do you think? You know I love getting those Briggsy Face-Squirters.

Briggsy Face-Squirter by Eddie's Thick Gristle November 2, 2008

Squintzy Workout 

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.

Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!

Squintzy Workout by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010

squinty ears 

unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.

for example, did someone just say my name?

squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?

squinty ears by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007

Squints 

The group of scientists at the Jeffersionian Institute which FBI Agent Seely Booth calls "squints"

Come on squints we got a case!

Squints by gleekgirl97 September 16, 2010

pearl squirter 

A slang term referring to a mans penis.

Rufus tried to get me to go down on his pearl squirter. I told him he best talk to his hand because my mouth wasn't listening!

pearl squirter by Digger September 21, 2005