Shammered

Getting so drunk that you are smashed and hammered at the same time.

Eric: Dude; I was so drunk last night, I think I ate from a dog bowl
Phil: Yeah man... You were shammered!

Shammered by Mr BigG February 14, 2015

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021

slammerated 

Being drunk and belligerent beyond all control. Having no memory of events due to being blacked out trashed.

Yanicki went to Wild Wing and chugged a pitcher of Long Island Iced Tea because he didn't alter the drink, which led to him becoming slammerated shortly thereafter.

slammerated by WPMIV December 13, 2010

trunk slammer 

Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.

My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.

trunk slammer by two bits July 22, 2009

Slammerhead shark 

a person who is artfully skilled in the act of slamming (meaning sex) and can slam in any situation, including but not limited, to in large bodies of water

After that trip to Hawaii I am officially a Slammerhead shark.

Slammerhead shark by Shanaenae8 July 1, 2009

Sammeled 

To cum all over something or someone. Also a common African male name.

He sammeled all over her face and she loved it. Sammel walked into the club and all the ladies wanted to fuck him. He sammeled so much she was choking.

Sammeled by DEFINEINSHITALLDAY October 18, 2014

Sheffield Slammer 

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

Sheffield Slammer by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008