schwacked 

adj.
The state of being very intoxicated as a result of Alcohol, Weed, Shisha tobacco, or any combination of the three.

Originated by J Dizzle and Trevizzle in Los Lunas, NM.

Holy shit bro, I'm schwacked.

Last night I got hella schwacked and slept with a fat chick.

schwacked by Trevizzle March 4, 2007

Schwanged 

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

Schwanged by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

schwanker 

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

schwanker by jon62551 August 21, 2005

schwank 

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.

Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.

schwank by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007

schwankey 

Something very Cool, Posh, Fashionable, Uber Stylish.

"WoW, did you see Wubi? He's really Schwankey with that laptop!"

schwankey by Prepare thy Hamlet May 15, 2014

Schlankenstein 

Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.

Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!

Schlankenstein by Ashely Bellocq March 6, 2007

Schwanked

To go completely gay (ramming, rimming, sucking, etc ) for a small amount of drugs or money.

Can you believe Jesse actually did that?

Yeah man, he really just got Schwanked!

Schwanked by Pillowcase911 July 20, 2019