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Catfucker 

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.
Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

public ratfuck 

1) Literally meaning total chaos or anarchy.
2) Used when referring to a disorganized event or public altercation involving a group of people. This term can also imply a public, often political, scandal.
3) Any event that is poorly planned and quickly gets out of control. Seldom resulting in a good time.
4) See also; "Gong Show"

Origins: Conjures an image of 100s of rats all trying to fuck each other, female and male alike. Total chaos.
1) Girl: Remember when we picked up those last minute gift on Christmas Eve last year?
Guy: Yeah that was worse than a public ratfuck.

2) Back in 2000, people got out of hand in the state of Florida over that recount. What a public ratfuck.

3) Who? Sheila? That one that blinks too much and barks like a dog? Hell, I wouldn't take her to a public ratfuck.
public ratfuck by diablogate December 16, 2008

Catfucker 

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.
Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes
Catfucker by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020
Origin: USMC
To steal or disorganize items that do not belong to you.
Office: Don't let George ratfuck my files while I am gone next week.
Military: Who ratfucked the MREs?
ratfuck by Whorton August 29, 2003

hatfucker 

A dismissive term for someone who is mostly useless. A lazy idiot or fool. Origins in the fire service. Can also be modified and used as required.
"That guy's a hatfucker." Or, "Go fuck your hat."

Catfucker 

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.
That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!
Catfucker by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019