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Pummeluff is a friend who sucks at poker but doesn't realize they do.
Goliath: "Hey Pummeluff, could we listen to some Spanish music?"
Pummeluff: "No, sorry. I prefer to hear the excruciating screaming of souls being tortured in hell."
by Cacaolat November 24, 2021
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When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.
I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.
by Urine Drip December 5, 2012
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to physically desecrate/destroy the vagina of a female
Common to shout during or after a fiece and/or rapid sexual encounter.

Woman: MY VAGINA'S ON FIRE!!!!
Man : You just got pummeled.
by digitalevil1 December 13, 2009
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1.) A word used to describe a phrase or action so stupid, senseless, or worthless that the individual speaking it is worthy of being pummeled. A swift beating is generally administered soonafter. (adj/adv)

2.) An exclamation used to show annoyance or anger. Such as saying "Dang It."
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***1.) You didnt come to the party because you dont want to dance? That is so pummelworthy!!!

***2.) Person 1: Tez stole ur shoes from the football locker.
Person 2: PUMMELWORTHY!
Person 1: I know man. Challenge him to a danceoff.
by Spence M. December 29, 2008
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To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.
I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.
by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008
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When you and your partner are having hard pounding sex and it becomes aggresivevly unpleasant
If you don't make me a decent cup of tea you're going to get a good pummeling in the ass
by church fart October 23, 2015
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