mike portnoy 

Greatest. Drummer. Ever. For Dream Theater.

Many people say that Neil Peart of Rush is a better drummer than he is. Fact is, he isn't. You see, Peart is more influetial on his off-beat drumming skillz, but Portnoy has more skillz period. So Portnoy would be the better drummer, Peart would be the better influence.

This is like Jimi Hendrix - Yngwie Malmsteen. Doing a battle.

Jimi Hendrix's skillz, although very great, were not quite as good as Yngwie's. He was, however, a great influence to pretty much every other guitarist in the world.

Yngwie Malmsteen, may be one of the most talented guitarists ever to walk this earth. However, he took all his skillz from the greats before him, and expanded on their ideas.

mike portnoy by deldelda July 29, 2004

Mike Portnoy 

1) To act over entusiastically

2) To be able to drum extremely well within songs - yet be rubbish at drums solos.

1) When Grandma gave Johnny that jumper for Christmas he acted like a Mike Portnoy

2) He's no Mike Pornoy - he's really good at drum solos.

Mike Portnoy by I'm Jack Cooper April 1, 2005

Prenoyed

The anticipation of the feeling of being annoyed in the future.

"I am prenoyed at all the last minute excuses I will get tomorrow about why they will be late to this mandatory meeting I've been reminding them about for two months solid," said Tom, pouring himself a stiff drink.

Prenoyed by Modeshapes January 16, 2012

Portnoy hands 

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had Portnoy hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

Portnoy hands by tharulerr June 25, 2021

Mike Portnoy 

Mike Portnoy is an overrated drummer who is idolized mainly by amateur drummers or mindless fans who are into insipid music.
The problem with Mike Portnoy is that he never escapes his comfort zone to expand his playing style, he does simplistic fills and drum solos and is a god in the eyes of his tasteless fans. Mike Portnoy also sounds the same in everything he does; listening to him play becomes tedious, watching him play is boring; he has no style, he hardly has any dynamics what so ever and he looks like a fuckwit.

Mike's drum kit is unpractical as it is literally two(2) drum kits which means that he will physically have to get up and walk over to the other half of his drum kit to play some songs. I mostly think that people are having trouble trying to understand the difference between having a big drum kit and having skill; thus, he is the best drummer because he has a huge drum kit! -Fan logic.

When expressing your opinion on Mike Portnoy you will suddenly become bombarded by his dumb fans who have the reasoning skills of children: they will ask you to upload a video of your playing skills (for some reason) and they will endlessly reprimand you for having an opinion.

Person 1: "I've decided to do a Mike Portnoy."
Person 2:"What does that mean?"
Person 1:"Well, I'm not going to shave or make it look like I have had a shower for months and start doing simplistic distasteful things on my drum kit."

Person 1: "How do I become an amazing drummer even though I'm not really progressing or challenging myself?"
Person 2: "Just buy a 22 piece drum kit and you'll be the best drummer ever!"

Mike Portnoy by Delirium92 June 1, 2013

A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend

Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out

A Dave Portnoy by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019

Mike Portnoy 

Some drummer from a boring band that makes songs about math and education and other stupid shit.

"Whos the drummer of Dream Theatre?"
"That muhfucka Mike Portnoy"

Mike Portnoy by Winderbourne January 23, 2021