Drain the Omelete 

Euphamism for female masturbation

"Sucks for Jacob, he could hear his sister dranining the omelete in her room all night last night."

"That bitch Sally really needs to drain the omelete."

Drain the Omelete by idriveavdub March 5, 2005

Omletting

An omletting is when you or someone else was forcefully hit in the face with a minimum of 8 omlettes or fritatas, usually using a t-shirt cannon.

Hey did you hear that Eddie got a good omletting from the kids at the birthday party?

Omletting by Eddie Van Bonkhertz May 16, 2019

Egg Omlet

The vagina after sex when filled with semen and vaginal juices.

Carl banged his girlfriend Judy until he blew his hot load in her pussy. Afterward, he went down and ate her delicious Egg Omlet.

Egg Omlet by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

omlet 

Extremely disgusting, yet halarious sexual name for when a guy is getting head and when he busts in the girls ear and folds it over.

"My girlfriend dumped me because i gave her an omlet."

omlet by Donnie November 15, 2004

Dirty Omelete 

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.

Me and your mom made a dirty omelete for breakfast.

Dirty Omelete by Dingaroo December 2, 2020

Give-a-shit-Ometer 

An 'in my head' meter that registers to what degree I give a fuck.

Give me a moment...so I can check that out on my Give-a-shit-Ometer. Hmmm???...Nope, nothing!

Give-a-shit-Ometer by talk2me-JCH2 December 28, 2022

havanna omlette 

a very wet poop left in the toilet for others to see, especially after a heavy beer drinking night

Holy cow, you should see the havanna omlette in the fraternity house crapper. Who ate corn?

havanna omlette by matt1968 October 13, 2007