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montefiore 

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.
"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"
montefiore by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016
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Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.
Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
Monteiro Sigh by Poncejuice December 12, 2018

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

Montenegro

Montengro (Crna Gora) is a country located in south east europe. Montenegro's people are called montenegrins.
Montenegro is a country in south east europe. Its so beutiful.
Montenegro by South Europe Man December 8, 2018

monteria 

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time
Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria
monteria by MONTERIA January 18, 2017
the feeling you get after eating a strip of acid
i just ate lots of acid, i am now moned
moned by shroomcock September 26, 2013