Wallet inspector 

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.

Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.

Wallet inspector by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

Got a date with the health inspector 

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

Got a date with the health inspector by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

Health Inspector 

A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.

"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector

Health Inspector by My name June 24, 2006

Penis Inspection 

Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.

"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"

Penis Inspection by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013

Nipple Inspection 

The act of taking someones dogtags (nipples) in the popular video game Battlefield 3 with your combat knife. This difficult move is often preformed by Robbaz the Viking Badass and may someday be trademarked by him.

Guy one: SHIT!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE ROBBAZKING KEEPS INSPECTING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.

Nipple Inspection by tatas June 26, 2012

Penis inspection Day 

where you get fondled by your elementary gym teacher

on "Penis inspection day" my gym teacher fondled my junk

Penis inspection Day by samsonianmanbearpig December 8, 2010

meat inspector 

A person who likes to look and examine cocks.

Wow.........that meyer kid is a true fuckin meat inspector!

meat inspector by Eli Steinman November 10, 2007