Mission Impissable 

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

Mission Impissable by Halit March 6, 2009

impiteous 

Pitiless, without pity. Cruel, merciless.

The impiteous king decided for the woman to be executed.

impiteous by Marein October 30, 2008

Impimpment 

When a female is pimped by using a male to write their music!

The female rap industry is not empowerment it's Impimpment

Impimpment by Irayah makar January 2, 2023

i put the 'impin in the pimpin 

1. This is an ancient phrase that goes back as far as the time of Gabriel and Mohammed. It means 'I just had sexual intercourse with all the members of your family last night'.

2. An expression used to state that one is 'the shit'.

Gabriel: Before I give the holy scriptures I have something to say.

Mohammed: What my lord?

Gabriel: I put the 'impin in the pimpin

Mohammed: Surely not all of them in one night?

Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle!

i put the 'impin in the pimpin by elisse July 16, 2008

Imping 

The process of sexing whilst flopping like a seal in a coma.

Mate, I was totally imping this bitch last night!

Imping by matt & oli February 23, 2008

impingdoing 

A person who goes to the beach and bats the farts out of dead Seagulls.

imping doing

Dad bought me a Louisville slugger for my 12th birthday and to sharpen my skills I became an impingdoing.

impingdoing by Impingdoing February 14, 2010

impissable 

somewhere you cant piss

you cant there!" "why not" "its impissable!

impissable by oats! August 3, 2011