Hammer Legion Member 

A word filter on the steam forums thats transforms the word "Fanboy" into "Hammer Legion Member" to prevent it being thrown around so much.

Guy1: MW2 will be a great game, stop being such a PC Hammer Legion Member.
Guy2: Suck my balls you consoletards.

Hammer Legion Member by felmcbadbeard November 5, 2009

Numb Hammer 

When you have been sitting so long that blood has temporarily stopped flowing to your penis and it gets numb.

HOLY SCHNIIIKIES! I can't feel my hammer!

Dude, it's OK, you've just got Numb Hammer...

Oh OK... :)

Numb Hammer by minuccp March 27, 2009

hammer don't hurt 'em 

Something said to a person when that person is obviously exceeding expectations. Kind of like, "Go easy, you're doing too good of a job. The others don't stand a chance."

Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.

A reference to MC Hammer's third album.

When you have on a sharp new outfit that's going to help you win over the ladies, a friend might say to you before you go out, "Hammer don't hurt 'em."

hammer don't hurt 'em by sammee m January 10, 2014

hamfest

A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.

I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.

hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

Hammered and Sickled 

The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.

The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.

Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!

Hammered and Sickled by How do you spell CORN? June 5, 2011

hammered dogshit 

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.

1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.

hammered dogshit by Global Feetus April 1, 2007

Hammersauced 

To get extremely drunk.

"I don't think i'm drinking that much tonight, man."
"Fuck that, I'm getting hammersauced."

Hammersauced by Marano May 3, 2009