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Fruitbatgate
The academic version of sexual banter in the workplace, or dressing up sexual harassment as scientific discussion. Derived from a case in which a sexually frustrated male lecturer "discussed" oral sex amongst fruitbats in a suggestive manner with a female colleague.
Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.
(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).
Often confused with academic freedom or an attack on evolutionists.
(The initial paper on oral sex prolonging copulation in fruitbats, by Gareth Jones et al, won an IgNobel award in 2010).
Fruitbatgate by Class of 64 November 1, 2010
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fruitbag
A well-known troll in math and science channels on irc networks, mostly freenode, efnet, and undernet.
In #math:
<fruitbag> A player uses a controller to maneuver a character through a video game. Where is the gamepad of the mind?
In #not-math:
<fruitbag> Everything I do is interpreted by the guys in #math as trolling.
<fruitbag> It's bullshit, man.
<fruitbag> A player uses a controller to maneuver a character through a video game. Where is the gamepad of the mind?
In #not-math:
<fruitbag> Everything I do is interpreted by the guys in #math as trolling.
<fruitbag> It's bullshit, man.
fruitbag by coequalizer November 25, 2007
Fruitation
What stupid people say instead of fruition to sound smart, trying to impress a large group of people in a meeting.
Boss: " So have you started to contact those sponsors about that project yet"
Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
Person: "No we have all the pieces in place but the idea just hasn't come to fruitation yet, I'll get on it"
Fruitation by 5578 November 12, 2009
fruitate
IPA: /fɹuːteit/
Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
Verb
1. To come to fruition, to bear fruit.
2. (idiomatic) To succeed in one's plan, used mostly with particularly complicated plans.
1. "It looks to be about time those plants fruitated." "Yeah, it's getting to be the season."
2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
2. "The hours of preparation I put in certainly helped my plan fruitate." "Yeah, I bet you fruitated all over her when you got her back home."
fruitbag
A fag; a fruity person; a very colorful person that is much like a bag of a bunch of different kinds of fruit - Kind of like Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
"That male cheerleader is such a fruitbag, he's always prancing around like a unicorn!"
"Man, you are a bag of fruit and a 1/2."
"Quit being such a fruitbag, shut the fuck up!"
"Man, you are a bag of fruit and a 1/2."
"Quit being such a fruitbag, shut the fuck up!"
fruitbag by Jack Wayne November 7, 2007