Finched

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

Finched by jacofo November 11, 2009

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Futched

to be higher than you have ever been high in your life, the highest you can get

"I was so futched last night i ate 9 banana splits at sonic."

Futched by Willy Blunts9999999 May 22, 2010

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Fitchet

aka "fitch", "fitchew", "polecat" (neither a cat nor a skunk). The fitchet is the wild animal (closely related to minks and weasels) from which the domesticated ferret was bred.

My ferrets were too nice, so I tied my estrus jill (female ferret) outside so that a local fitchet would impregnate her so she would produce some real good rabbit hunting offspring.

Fitchet by Jill Hob July 15, 2009