Finched

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

by jacofo November 11, 2009

Finched

Getting stabbed or shanked violently.

"You better shut up before you get Finched."

by thepretender1230 November 13, 2013

Finched

To be stabbed in such a way it reminds you of Kayla Finch from the United Fleet stories.

I'm not sure, but this looks like he got seriously finched.

by Kiki1962 November 26, 2010

Finching

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Finching it

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

by Griff27 August 13, 2017

Finch

Paul Finch off american pie

was that stiflers mum?

by goats anon January 17, 2004

Finch

to finch is the act of stealing another guy's gal, or even the other way around.

"Yeah, dude, did you hear? My boy Tom got finched"

by W.Cronkite March 9, 2009