finched 

the art of forever getting screwed by a new employee.

Man I thought I would be on easy street when Al left, then i completely got Finched!!

finched by Bill Loni September 4, 2005

finched 

the real definition for finched is:

the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high

or

the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk

"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"

finched by nosidam October 10, 2005

Finched 

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

Finched by jacofo November 11, 2009

Finched 

Getting stabbed or shanked violently.

"You better shut up before you get Finched."

Finched by thepretender1230 November 13, 2013

Finched 

To be stabbed in such a way it reminds you of Kayla Finch from the United Fleet stories.

I'm not sure, but this looks like he got seriously finched.

Finched by Kiki1962 November 26, 2010

Finched 

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal

I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched

Finched by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022

Finched 

To be finched describes what happens as an employee in an IT department who is suddenly and inexplicably prevented from going home on time by an inept IT director.

"Man, I was totally finched yesterday evening and had to carry out three hours of poorly planned work before I could go home.."

Finched by TotalLoss March 21, 2024