The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.
"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."
by jacofo November 11, 2009
"You better shut up before you get Finched."
by thepretender1230 November 13, 2013
by Kiki1962 November 24, 2010
The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
by KevinMyers February 09, 2010
Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
by Griff27 August 11, 2017
by W.Cronkite March 10, 2009