Faggitis 

A person suffering from symptoms which are but not all:

-Urge to call everyone noobs
-Has a weird obsession with the word "pwned"
-Does his work but doesn't study
-Plays to much mmorpg
-complains; Cold, Download Quota, Video Games, Bags etc etc
-Cannot speak his own language
-laughing at everyone's misfortunes
-The people he sits next to wants to punch him
-When he loses at anything, he will attempt to make an outrageous excuse

There are 2 types of this illness.

Type 1 (Chronic)

This is the chronic Faggitis and there are only a few left in this world. Although they are a rare and protected species, many if not all have tried to attack him but all attempts were unsuccessful. This is a purebred genotype

Type 2

Type 2 is a lesser version of type 1 but it is still very dangerous. Type 2 is caused one a Type 1 is converted/turned into a less "faggier" person by either his friends or family. This is a Hybrid genotype

<student 1> Oh crap its the kid with Faggitis!!

<Faggitis sufferer> HAHA! you got "pwned" last night noob

<student 1> WHACK WHACK

<Faggitis sufferer> What was that for?

<student 1> Your have Faggitis

Faggitis by Ispeakthetruthandonlythetruth May 26, 2010

fairitism

a minor virus that last about 3 weeks causing a human to become extremely excited to go the youth fair

The girl had fairitism for having to wait so much for the first day of the youth fair.

fairitism by katie 'KiKi April 7, 2008

Fagitite 

A material that is pure escence of faggot, it is made whenever a faggot is born into the world because they discrete a obnoxious fag-gas that condenses into pure faggitite.

Fagitite was used to make the famous Faggottron and is used to help link Faggot Trees

Fagitite by Amazonprimetheleaderofhomobots November 17, 2016

Fagnigitis 

Fagnigitis is a rare disease that only the gayest of gays get. It is inherited by riding a large BBC, and can be passed along.

Wow that kid over their has fagnigitis.

Fagnigitis by Hi Their Little Man January 7, 2020

fagtivist 

An extremely try-hard activist usually male, who's main concern isn't really about whatever their fighting for but rather trying to hook up with the hot girls involved as well. The thing is they do usually know what's going on with whatever cause their fighting for and are extremely knowledgable but it is all an impressive act that usually gets them laid.

James: Dude, did you hear about what Tim did last night?!

Dude: No bro I didn't what happened?

James: Apparently he had a threesome with these chicks who were involved in the activist rally!

Dude: Wow, Tim is such a fagtivist but the thing is that it actually works, I might actually try that!

James: Me too Dude!

fagtivist by 8=====D--------;^] December 12, 2013

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis) 

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"

freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis) by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011

faggitism 

A disease you contract when you vote for Donald Trump

Dude 1 hey man I voted for trump wbu?

Dude 2 you'd better get yourself checked for faggitism?

faggitism by StickyBuns July 24, 2016