f.m.f.m.h

Forgive me for my honesty

1: i can’t believe you said that!
2:atleast i’m honest. F.M.F.M.H

f.m.f.m.h by Thatone1 October 14, 2018

F.M.E. 

Freaking molasses everywhere.

During The Great Molasses Flood in 1919, there were F.M.E.

F.M.E. by 7227462 April 23, 2021

F.M.I.T.A. 

fuck
me
in
the
ass

what you say to someone when you want them to fuck you in the ass.

Josie: hey Sam!
Sam: What?
Josie: F.M.I.T.A.
Sam: OK!

F.M.I.T.A. by #MUSIC<3 July 22, 2016

F.M.O.T. 

A wannabe Jew, short for Fake Member of the Tribe.

Benjamin Jewski had the jew-fro and the big nose, was a cheap bastard, and always wore a yammulke around, but there was no kidding anyone that he was nothing but an Irish Catholic wanna-be F.M.O.T.

F.M.O.T. by Nick D April 2, 2004

F.M.W.T. 

Short for "Fat Man With Titties"

"Is that an F.M.W.T. at the bar"
"Let me get a closer look" Comes back "Yeah, you were right."

F.M.W.T. by Malcom is the Man! January 26, 2006

F.M.O.T.B.

Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.

When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.

F.M.O.T.B. by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

F.M.F 

"Fuck me Fashion"

"oh man that girls SMOKING in that outfit"
"dude, she's wearing a "F.M.F"
"you look, you gonna get SLAPPED!!!"

F.M.F by A.C.E CHAOS PHANTOM September 23, 2009