F.M.F

"Fuck me Fashion"

"oh man that girls SMOKING in that outfit"
"dude, she's wearing a "F.M.F"
"you look, you gonna get SLAPPED!!!"

by A.C.E CHAOS PHANTOM September 23, 2009

f.m.f.m.h

Forgive me for my honesty

1: i can’t believe you said that!
2:atleast i’m honest. F.M.F.M.H

by Thatone1 October 14, 2018

A.M.F.M

Another Man's Fecal Matter

Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.

I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.

by Crunchyness May 28, 2007

C.M.F.M. shoes

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"

Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!

by TLuvly December 30, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing mechanism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 10, 2009

L.M.F.M.C

The words, Lick My Fucking Man Cunt, abbreviated to there first initials. Often used by gay men in reference to the sexual act of rimming. Can also be adapted for the use of females, Lick My Fucking Minge Crack. Also used as an insult due to the explicit nature of the phrase and foul language.

I told him to L.M.F.M.C before putting his willy up there!

If you don't like it then you can L.M.F.M.C!

by perkilicious April 13, 2009