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Cock-Carding 

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
Cock-Carding by bicks September 6, 2013
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Snot curdling cunt 

Someone who constantly sniffs and snorts instead of blowing their fucking nose, these people normally have a cold or just cunts.
I sat next to this 'snot curdling cunt' on the train today.
Snot curdling cunt by anonymous October 21, 2021
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Carding Defines DaniWorldWide,

Carding Is Obtaining Someone else's Payment Information, And using that to buy Thing's Illegally,

The things bought Digitally Will Eventually Get Revoked. And GG You Got Scammed.

Just Like V-Buck's :_)
Dani Is Carding V-Buck's, And Scammed Thousand's Of People.
Carding by OreoServices January 14, 2021

Curling Beers 

A form of resistance training, involving the act of lifting a can or glass of beer from ones to side to ones mouth.

Extensive beer curling can lead to definition in the bicepts and forearm, for this reason while drinking alternate arms should be used in order to keep the body in proportion.
Titan - Your looking good man, you working out?
Pony - Nah man, Im just curling beers!
Curling Beers by The Fresh July 9, 2007

curving a load 

This is when someone tries to curve their load around a object.
Hey I am going to curve a load around your face OK.

Curving a load
curving a load by Rbomb04 August 31, 2014

pocket curling 

similar to pocket hockey but with reference to the nipple and therefore mostly for women. inadvertent or intentional touching of the nipples, resembling the rubbing motion in the sport curling.
as I was taking my pen out of my shirt pocket, I found myself playing pocket curling and enjoying it.

she spends 15 minutes buttoning up her shirt every day because she's busy playing pocket curling in the process.
pocket curling by half-pants March 13, 2009

The Great Curling 

The prophesied time when the Canadians will rise up and will cleanse the Earth of all other nations. It is generally assumed that the polite nature of the average Canadian is based on pity due to their knowledge that all non-Canadians are doomed.
It is a lesser known fact that all Canadians have a sharp blade located somewhere on their bodies which they sharpen regularly in preparation for the slaughter.
Alfie: I don't trust Matthew. Eventually he is going to kill us all
Arthur: What the hell are you talking about?
Alfie: He's Canadian.
Arthur: oh right, The Great Curling. Well at least he's nice about it. He'll probably kill us quickly and painlessly if we ask him to.
Alfie: Maybe I can still become a Canadian citizen...
The Great Curling by QueenKol April 23, 2011