clusterfuck 

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

clusterfuck by Johnsmith1010101 April 13, 2011

Clusterfuck 

Clusterfuck (adj.): An excessive mass, group, or accumulation of things in a disorderly and unproductive manner.

Ex.: "The world is a clusterfuck of dooftards."

Clusterfuck by NeverFearTheTurkIsHere April 28, 2010

clusterfuck 

When events spiral out of control; when two or more events occur at the same time.

My car was totaled, my husband was arrested, and I can't bail him out. Man, what a clusterfuck!

clusterfuck by TGob July 21, 2008

clusterfuck 

Marine slang -- A clusterfuck was any group of Marines big enough to draw enemy fire, or several Marines close enough together to be wounded by the same incoming round. More generically, a clusterfuck was something that was all screwed up. Whenever three or more CAP Marines gathered in the open, talking or working on something, somebody was sure to call out "clusterfuck!" and one or more guys would walk away.

4 Marines were killed in a giant clusterfuck.

clusterfuck by RobOfDayton October 5, 2005

clusterfuck 

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

clusterfuck by Anonymous November 24, 2002

clusterfuck 

To have everything wrong happen at the exact same time.

Dammit, I got clusterfucked today.

clusterfuck by MoonKnight December 24, 2002

clusterfuck 

The only word / colloquialism left in the scope in the English language which can accurately describe the BP oil spill situation in the Gulf of Mexico.

A: Have you heard the latest on the oil spill? B: Yeah, what a clusterfuck that's turning out to be.

clusterfuck by Daggoth T. Rothri June 3, 2010