No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards 

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Choking the alligator 

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

Choking the alligator by Anymajor-dude January 14, 2015

choking kink 

Someone who gets turned on by someone choking them.

Woah David don't choke CJ, they have a choking kink!

choking kink by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

chonging 

the act of smoking/bunning weed
can also mean to vape in certain cases

dave: yo what's good your eyes are bare red g
gavin: yeah i know g been chonging bare loud

chonging by chongchingchow November 28, 2019

Chonging Turd 

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

Chonging Turd by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

Choking Trojan 

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.

'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'

Choking Trojan by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004

choking the chicken 

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

choking the chicken by G April 11, 2003