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Choking the alligator

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

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Where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other; dry hump in closets.

"Life is just one big stinking cocktail party isn't it doc?"
"Get out of my car."

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