Cocktail party

Where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other; dry hump in closets.

"Life is just one big stinking cocktail party isn't it doc?"
"Get out of my car."

by Anymajor-dude November 15, 2014

Choking the alligator

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

by Anymajor-dude January 15, 2015