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Bubbing a Schmear 

Using your underwear to clean yourself up after sharting
Why were you behind that dumpster?

Oh I was Bubbing a Schmear after botching a routine fart.

or

I had to Bub a Schmear after sneezing in a hot car.
Related Words
An individual that uses the word "bub" as a general term to get the attention and to describe all indivuals he/she wishes to recognize and or get the attention of and has a severely bad taste in women when they have more than two drinks.
Rob: What's up bub?
Jerry: Not a whole lot what did you get into last night?
Rob: Not a whole lot, was just kinda bubbing around
Bubbing by Dirty Earl010 May 6, 2018

Blobbing 

When come drips out of the vag after it has been filled
You haven't had sex in a while you shot so much come inside me I am blobbing now
Blobbing by Markim May 10, 2018

blubinglorbin

When you smother your weiner in penut butter and you walk into your moms weed wacker.
blubinglorbin:

When you smother your weiner in penut butter and you walk into your moms weed wacker.
blubinglorbin by mega nigger May 17, 2018

blurbing 

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying
friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass
blurbing by rileyblanchard November 2, 2019
The art of bubbing is done by faggots that don't know how to walk properly and exaggerate their plantar flexion
Guy1: 'look at that homosexual bubbing'
Guy2: 'his name must be nubs'
Bubbing by Hornyblacklaundrybaskett December 8, 2019