Bernardo 

Bernardo is an special type of Chad, they commonly inhabit spaces close to alcohol distribution centers hunting for their next prey. Bernardos have developed an special talent to lower their targets defenses consisting on improvised comedy upon their victims clothing style, work and academic background. one a Bernardo starts talking the prey is more or less doomed, if they are unlucky enough to belong to his desired age group, the possibility of leaving pregnant is sky high.

never, never, never allow a Bernardo sleep in your home, your life without kids will come to an end

how the fuck did you get pregnant so fast?
I went to the liquor store for some beer and this funny guy comes in and then I remember nothing.
shit girl, you should check ID before start chatting, I bet you crossed a Bernardo

Bernardo by JujitsuParrot November 22, 2021

Rancho Bernardo High School

The worst, boring, strict ass high school you will ever go to. The majority of this high school consist of stuck up bitches who think there better then everyone and smart asians. I'm so glad I'm leaving soon because this is the lammest high school you will ever go to. Good luck to anyone transfering here. Anyways.... FUCK YOU RANCHO BERNARDO HIGH SCHOOL!

bob I love Rancho Bernardo High School!

me go fuck yourself

bob its not tuesday yet.

Rancho Bernardo High School by cuntballsfish July 28, 2012

Bernardo Silva 

A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.

“Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”

Bernardo Silva by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver

Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH

Buford and Bernardo by Trump-Epstein_list_missing September 1, 2022

Bernardete 

Bernardete

It is of French and Old German origin, and its meaning is "strong, brave bear". Feminine form of Bernard. Saint Bernadette Soubirous (19th century) was a French peasant girl who had visions of the Virgin Mary and uncovered a spring near Lourdes where miraculous cures are sought.

For a girl:

The most amazing person there can ever be. She cares for you, respects you, always is there for you. She loves being good to everyone and she will always be there for you. She is always extremely beautiful no matter what she wears even if she's wearing glasses or PJ she s always beautiful.Sometimes can be very naughty! A girl every guy should have!

Wow Bernardete :)

Bernardete by pilotdude14 February 4, 2010

Bernardeschi

Greatest of all time

He is the Bernardeschi of sex

Bernardeschi by Jokeoftheworldisshit December 21, 2020

Rancho Bernardo 

A mid-sized town located near San Diego consisting of mostly middle classed citizens and a few rich folk living in the Trails. The Youth of the city are usually students from the local high school Rancho Bernardo High or the middle school Bernardo Heights. The city is home to many elderly folk; however, there are many hoodlums that roam the town and act like they are gangsters. The students will usually throw large parties consisting of vast amounts of alcohol consumption, large amounts of drug abuse, and statutory rape. The town also experienced a very big catastrophic event in 2007. A large fire burned down hundreds of houses, mostly in Westwood. The females in RB are very unique. Varying from emo, preppy, wanna-be gangster, and nerds, the females are usually all talk. Fear of what others think about them, the girls of RB usually act and talk as if they were all for sexually interacting with the males, but when the time comes they are just all make out sluts. Rancho Bernardo used to be known for its football and baseball teams but both sports are heading into a downward spiral. The attractive females of the school are usually prude and transfers that reside in Sabre Springs. The male students usually act really tough but will never fight. So if you're looking to get cross faded, make out with a 15 year old girl whose father secretly abuses her, and get into a drunk driving accident, come on down to Rancho Bernardo.

"Fuck bro theres nothing going down tonight"
"I know Rancho Bernardo is fucking gay"
"Lets call up some whores"
"Fuck that i don't feel like getting blue balls"
"Shit"

Rancho Bernardo by HotPocketFresh July 7, 2008