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Almendra 

Almendra

A beautiful, smart, kind, and SUPER funny girl that’s anyone is lucky to have in their life. She always knows what she is talking about and always gets an A. Literally every guy is obsessed with her but somehow she blind to it. She’s always the one to crack a joke and keep the party going, even though she doesn’t even try. If you’re friends with an Almendra then you are VERY lucky to have her. And if you are an Almendra, realize that you’re AWESOME!!!
An Almendra brings joy to everyone she meets.
Almendra by Gabby_Bella_Gigi December 11, 2017
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allen kuhn 

also known as twinkle toes or hammer. describes a very awkward person. the name is derived from the animal, raccoon. could be called, "The Kuhn".
Guy - did you see that weird kid walk on his toes?

girl - yea, he must be the allen kuhn
allen kuhn by the kuhn April 25, 2010

Grayson Allen 

Person 1: Grayson Allen is a dirty bitch
Person 2: That doesn't make sense, you're basically saying that a dirty bitch is a dirty bitch.
Grayson Allen by whyyoutrippin March 15, 2022

Woody Allen 

(Verb) to divorce your wife and marry your adopted daughter.
one: Man, can you believe he Woody Allened his wife, and now his daughter is having his grandchild.

two: yo! dats half gay.
Woody Allen by Ken1plus2 April 9, 2017

Ray Allened 

to get fucked over by someone; just like Ray Allen fucked over the Boston Celtics by signing with the Miami Heat
"Hey bro, I saw your girl making out with the guy who choked your dog to death. She really Ray Allened you man"
Ray Allened by RisK July 8, 2012

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade 

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”
Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

Keegan Allen 

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.
What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?
Keegan Allen by makehimmine November 10, 2011