pencil trick 

n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"

No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.

pencil trick by Reid "Mr Peepers" Golden August 23, 2008

Leaded Pencil 

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

Leaded Pencil by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009

penile cavity 

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

penile cavity by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003

pencil dick 

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

pencil dick by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

pencil-whip 

1. To mark off a check list as complete without reading or doing any of the items on the list.

2. Checks resembling marks that left by a bull whip.

3. To blindly mark a checklist of items without reading or doing

The accident happened because John pencil-whipped the Pre-flight check list and didn't check the hatch.

pencil-whip by darkguardian January 6, 2012

pencil bitch 

1. Someone who doesn't want to share his or her pencils.
2. A skinny bitch.

1. I needed a pencil but the pencil bitch wouldn't let me borrow one.
2. She so skinny, she a pencil bitch.

pencil bitch by HarryMcFartFace April 29, 2015

playing with your pencil pouch 

low key way to say female masturbation/fingering

dimitri: caryn y r u always playing with your pencil pouch in class.
caryn: y dont u focus on organizing your binder

playing with your pencil pouch by sikmind'd October 16, 2010