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Mohammedan 

Both the correct and a supposedly-archaic term for "Muslim", "Mohammedan" simply means "follower of Mohammed", since one can be a "Muslim" (submitter) or in "Islam" (submission) to anyone to anything.
Therefore, since one can be a "Muslim" (submitter) or in "Islam" (submission) to anything, the term "Mohammedan" would more correctly apply to "Muslims".
Mohammedan by Nickidewbear January 9, 2013
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Mohammed 

Just a sexy man that is handsome, amazing, kind, and smart.

He is every girls dream boy to have. He is funny, caring, and overall a cool guy to hangout with.
Mohammed is Sooo amazing dude!
Mohammed by Thatkid6969 December 3, 2018
Is a sexy black man with an enormous penis who is very kind, thoughtful, romantic and funny who has every girl falling head over heels for him.
I would love to be Mohmed when talking to a girl i like.
Mohmed by lolman69 June 21, 2015
mohamad is a really cool guy if you get to know him and he is really cute and handsome and he can pull any girl and if he go up to a girl he straight up say are you single ready to mingle and he is really funny

Are you single ready to mingle?
Mohamad : are you single ready to mingle

The girl: yes are you
Mohamad: ok bet girl
Mohamad by Mohamad is cute September 2, 2019

Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.
Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.
Mohammed Mustache by Dino Tank March 3, 2008

15 minutes on Mohammed 

A holiday celebrated between locals of the northern Canadian region which is used to celebrate struggle and capability but also comedy and friendship. Celebrated at 2:15 Am on certain days. Created by Connor, Quinn, Orlando, justice, nolan, josh, Cordell and other members of the HSMC group.
Omg justice look at that!! We did it, it’s 15 minutes on Mohammed!!! Everyone spread the news

Mohammed 

A Persian guy who lives in Al Ain which he has a microscopic penis and isn’t a pleasure in bed

And he’s a hairy douche
Mohammed isnt a man