Sneaky Little Brown Noser With a Hidden Agenda 

A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.

Sneaky suck up beyotch.

Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."

A: Heather is such a damn suck up.

B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.

Sneaky Little Brown Noser With a Hidden Agenda by This Feels Right February 9, 2010

The Hidden Valley 

When you pour ranch dressing into your partners vagina and eat her out.

Dude my girlfriend totally let me hidden valley her last night! She said that was the only way I could eat her box. The Hidden Valley

The Hidden Valley by N8-1997 April 8, 2015

The Hidden Ball Trick 

When you are with a female and you decide to stick your finger in her butt then sneakily put it in her unsuspecting mouth.

Bro, I met this girl at the club last night and we hooked up. About half way through I went crazy and pulled the hidden ball trick.

The Hidden Ball Trick by Swagmasterflexington May 31, 2015

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When two Asians are in the 69 position. As the female performs fellatio, she pauses for a moment, grabs the male's penis and strategically stretches the penis and places it between her partner's butt cheeks to ensure that it cannot swing back into its correct position, therefore hiding the dragon. The male, perplexed at the current situation, quickly gets up into couching tiger position and ejaculates on his bum.

"Me and my bitch were 69-ing last night and she gave me a reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon. It was a sticky situation."

reverse crouching tiger, hidden dragon by Daisy L. May 30, 2007

Crouching blubber hidden tuna 

Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler

Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol

Crouching blubber hidden tuna by Burningwreckage July 16, 2016

crouching cooter hidden faggot 

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

crouching cooter hidden faggot by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis by imperialcock March 4, 2009