The Bert Dance 

A simple and highly skilled dance routine done by the one and only McCracken of The Used.
(WARNING) The Bert Dance is not suggested for children under the age of 12.

Those radd kids over there totally busted out the Bert Dance.

The Bert Dance by Sean Kramer September 25, 2005

Q-Bert 

a video game for the early Nintendo systems that will be remembered solely as a waste of cartridge space

"I rented Q-Bert last week from E-Z Video and it really sucked!"

Q-Bert by gameplaya99 October 20, 2005

Q-bert 

1. thats what she said

2. backwards inverse opposite of a 69

3. spoon

3.Eat yogurt with a Q-bert.

2.I Q-berted your mom last night.

1.Man A: DAMN THATS BIG.
Man B: Q-Bert!!!!

Q-bert by tranape July 1, 2008

Bad Bert 

Bestest game player around

i am a bloody champion

Bad Bert by Steve May 1, 2004

a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

a bert by Winthrop Paul September 3, 2008

hurting bert 

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert

hurting bert by considerate young ladies May 1, 2005

old bert 

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.

You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.

old bert by Old_Bert July 8, 2017