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the french revolution 

To define it in short, was a civil revolution that broke out in France in 1789.
Essentially France was growing tired of the king centralizing his power...(taking it away from the nobles and giving it to himself) and being in a confortable financial position that did not require the co-governing of the french state the Estates General. Because of this, only the King himself had any ruling power over France. The Nobles, were tired of having no power and being shat on by the king, and wanted to regain power lost over the years. Educated people were tired of being classified in the "rest of France" group, the Third Estate. At this point, the peasantsa didn't really want to get involved and make their situation worse than it already was.
After Luis XVI managed to spend all of France's future revinue by starting yet another war on Britain, getting people to loan money for the war, the king finally had to turn to the Estates General for support. The Estates General decided to hear everyone in France's complaints, yet since their were 3 estates, and 95% of the population were in the third estate, the voting system existed in such a way that the first and second Estates (Clergy and Nobles) could easily outvote the Third. Consequently the angered Third Estate grew by people from the others joining the force, and took a vow not to cease their demands even after the King threatoned to dismiss the Estates General with lethal force.

Finally the third estate renamed themselves to the National Assembly, and voted all the Nobles provileges to be cancelled and called upon a set of governing laws inspired by the Declaration of Independence. (France loved America at the time for beating the British) It was called the Declaration of Rites of Man and of the Citizen and long story short only benefitted the rich people.

people were mad and radicals continued the revolution and there was much blood and killing.

The End.
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Pardon my French 

The origin of this phrase (Which means excuse my use of profanity) does not originate for the French word for seal, as Lazy Time Waster suggests.

It in fact originates from the constant warfare between England and France many years ago, at that time "French" was associated with indecent things and activies (Swearing, kissing etc).
This was done fairly often in those days, sexually transmitted diseases (for one thing) had different names in different countries.

What the English might call the French disease, the Dutch might call the Spanish disease, the French might call the English disease and so on.

Wannabe French Pleb 

A person that wears tops and other pieces of clothing which have French written on them, without knowing what it means. They wear these because it makes them seem “cultured” but actually they just look like an absolute pleb, therefore the name WANNABE FRENCH PLEB
Person- “I thought you hated cats??”
Wannabe French Pleb- “I do. Why are you asking??”
Person-“It literally says I love cats on your t-shirt!”
Wannabe French Pleb-“Ha I didn’t know that😂 I don’t understand French. I just thought it looked pretty!!”

New Concord French Swirl 

After a nice dinner at local favorite, Dairy Duchess located in beautiful New Concord, Ohio, The woman begins to give the male a blowjob until he ejaculates in her mouth (she can’t swallow). The male then lies down and the female shits in his mouth (he can’t swallow). After that, with their mouths full of the other’s fluids, they French kiss and make a New Concord French Swirl.
Patty and I got fucked up last night and made a New Concord French Swirl. Then we puked all over each other.

Hung like a French man 

A dude that is Hung like a French man is a guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of every woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of a dude , he was a real dream, Hung like a French man.

Hung like a French man 

A guy that has a PERFECT cock. Above average but not too big. Perfect to for servicing and pleasing. The dream of most woman.
Me and the girls went out last night and we fucked the shit out of this dude. He was a real dream, hung like a french man.

79 French Me 

An phrase to say suck on these nuts

in french the number 79 is ....soixante-dix-neuf.... (Suck on- dhis-nuts)

originated in East Orange,New Jersey

also 79 french these..however you want
Teacher:You kids need to stop being stupid and direspecful
youve got detention!

Kid1:79 french me

Kid2:LOL haha...i cant bileve you just said that
79 French Me by =N' November 20, 2009