8 definition by Not a French Pleb

The single by the rapper “Tyga” which was released on 16th of May 2018. This was a really good song with a sick beat, but unfortunately, some lad by name of James Charles ruined it by attempting to sing the background of the song, making it impossible to hear the original song without him “singing” wH00mP wH00mP wH00mP

A person that wears tops and other pieces of clothing which have French written on them, without knowing what it means. They wear these because it makes them seem “cultured” but actually they just look like an absolute pleb, therefore the name WANNABE FRENCH PLEB

The shortest basketball player to ever exist. No one is too sure why he even plays it because he it literally no taller than 5”1 and I’m not even exaggerating he is a fucking midget. His lack of height results in him having size 13 nikes....KIDS size 13 nikes??? Beat that. Not only is he the size of a dwarf, he sounds like a female toddler on helium and to top it all off (easy to do with his height) he looks like a grape. A really sad neglected grape who goes out with a girl with the same name as his ex who *coincidentally* looks near enough the same, but his current gf is a pretty obvious downgraded version. Ben’s signature pulling technique is the “cupping technique” which is simply his tiny little hands grasping on his gf’s arse cheek in a library full of retarded year 7s, curving your hand and holding part of your gf’s arse cheek as if it’s a tit instead- works every time. Another important quality of Ben to mention is his replies being as dry as his pp. let’s not go into detail, just ask a Ben yourself yeah?

A nonce. A fucking pedo. He snogs year 8s at the back of buses because he can’t get with any lasses his own age because they all know he’s a sad ugly fucker who takes screenshots off their ig stories and puts them into his wank bank (the closest thing he’ll ever get to physical contact with girls his own age). He lies about his dick size (he claims to have 7 inches but we all know he has 3 let’s be real here) so it makes him seem like a more attractice lad but in reality it makes him look like more of a sad fuck than he already is, desperate for attention but he doesn’t get any how tragic. More about the year 8s, he plays about 3 of them from his basketball because he’s desperate and simply accepts the fact that he can get nothing better than lanky minors that post cringy quotes on their ig account because their lives outside of basketball aren’t interesting enough (not like their basketball lives are interesting in any way at all). He shags his twin brother because he’s so full of his appearance and thinks he’s hard because he tries to get with his mate’s crush, but that went to shit because he’s a sad shit stirrer that definitely lasts 8 seconds- you can just tell. As well of his twin brother, he sucks off his basketball coach too so that he can seem better at basketball which is working tbh

A made-up word used to describe your mate when they’re scared to do owt or just to call them it when you wanna get them triggered. Literally no-one knows what this word means.

This midget dumb blonde who physically cannot play football without being on the floor. Her five foot nothing height is not equivalent to the amount of pain she can cause to her admirers. They do nothing but treat her like a queen but she tramples on them like a piece of shit because she’s a selfish privileged bitch who should lower her standards to her height. Let’s not forget about the same cheap shitty crop top she wears because she has no sense of fashion what so ever which is also why she stinks all the time like it’s not hard just put some deodorant on and join the rest of civilisation.

This proper weirdo who thinks getting rid of his pedo tasche will make him a better looking person. It didn’t and nothing can change that. He does basketball even tho he’s just this little English white boy who uses this sport to cover up his non -existant, vanilla personality. His monobrow is almost as terrifying as the paragraph he sent to his crush confessing how he is crazily in love with her. This is not surprising tho bc of his lack of social skills. Never interact with an Ellis, trust me.