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the process of using Skype to smoke with someone who is not in the same room as you.
Ryan and I have a skoke date later tonight.
skoke by Scoot Dogg October 8, 2010
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smokescreen

a girl used gay guy suspected of being gay by others (school rumors, myspace rumors etc.) used to make people think he isn't actually gay. Usually used in public places like the mall, out to eat etc.
Mike: Dude thats Ryan with that hott ass chick, i thought he was gay?
Steve: Nah thats just his smokescreen
smokescreen by 777LLL January 21, 2009

What have you been smokin' 

Asking what a mate has been smokin' cause of them acting strangely, jokingly mocking them of being stoned by drugs.
Person 1: Hey, bro! Did ya see bob the builder this morning? It's totally the shizzle.

Person 2: What have you been smokin' man?
(sh-OAK-ed) adj., The feeling of being surprised in a good way; of being shocked and stoked at the same time.
I'm shoked! I can't believe I won these Kiss tickets!
Shoked by Jason Watts April 22, 2009

smoking the pole 

Shit, she really knows how to smoke that pole!
smoking the pole by Alex April 6, 2004
Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.
Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.
smoking by starky August 11, 2007