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Crazy Phuckers

A worldwide travel group with a drinking problem. With members of various ranks numbering in the hundreds, and usually moving in packs of up to 30 or 40 people, the Crazy Phuckers travel the world, leaving behind an aftermath of good times, great memories, and even better friends (and the occasional self-promoting sticker, too). They are specifically known for seriously debaucherous gatherings, consuming all of the alcohol at any given bar, using women to lure your women, overwhelming small supermarkets, wrecking golf carts, doing body shots on your local bar, cooking some seriously good food, and renting entire wings of hotels, villas, and estates in a typically failed attempt to contain themselves. Simply put, if you encounter one in your travels, your best bet is to befriend and follow!
"Dude...The party sucked 'til the Crazy Phuckers showed up!! Why did I wake up wearing only a red plastic cup...And has anyone seen my girlfriend?"
Crazy Phuckers by Otts July 11, 2009

Pucketdabucket

One very Fat man who is known to be a History Teacher, who also has an attitude of a Damn monkey looks like one too!
Man did you see pucketdabucket today he gave me that annoying ass look as usual like I did something wrong and all I said was I'm sleep
Pucketdabucket by Thetruejesjadjoh January 31, 2017

Bill Gates pecker 

a penis reminiscent of Bill Gates....it's Micro and Soft
After gym class, Grant always showered with his shorts on...he had a Bill Gates pecker.

Pecker Rooter 

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
Pecker Rooter by Telephony September 30, 2014

pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.
Stop being a pecker ball johnson.

Peckerjack 

A variety of cheese derived from Monterey Jack, flavored with spicy semen peppers, usually with a semihard or creamy texture.
I ran out of cheddar, but I reckon I got some homemade peckerjack in the fridge!
Peckerjack by disfellow July 31, 2018