Jp Lawncare 

Lawn care service created by Josh Murray and Patrick Pickney in a Father Ryan art class in 2009. Has been named to the top 10 lawncare companies in the southeast by southern living. They are so good that john deere gives them free equipment.

LSI did a shitty job on my yard, i wish we had Jp lawncare.

Jp Lawncare by Pick 18 March 30, 2010

JP'd 

The act of getting shot down from sex, but not verbally, through your date passing out just before sex. Originating from .J.e.n. .P.e.n.n.e.r, must occur prior to both shirt and pants being removed or un-done.

"Dude, I totally got JP'D last night"

or

"Hey man did you get laid last night?"
"No bro I was so close but, she definately JP'D me!"

JP'd by John Slade June 29, 2009

JP-4 

n.
1.An extremely strong cup of coffee.
2.Any powerful stimulant.

Taken from the military designation for jet fuel. "Fuck Sanka! I'm mixin' up some JP-4!"

JP-4 by Lionel Mandrake January 22, 2004

JP Effect 

the difficulty or inability to leave work because one is enjoying oneself immensely having non-work-related conversations online

It was 5 o'clock but Rachel didn't want to go home yet because she was IMing her boyfriend. The JP Effect kept her at work until 7:30.

JP Effect by rawvalpo April 4, 2009

JP'ed 

When you get slapped in the face with basic psychology and facts. Inspired by the great author and clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson.

I was forcing my gender upon an racist trump supporter buy then I got JP'ed

JP'ed by realwordsandshit November 8, 2018

JP Cheek 

a kewl dude who laughs 5 seconds after a joke is told, makes hilarious movies, and has 5.5 hairs coming out of his chin.

"...and then he does a victory dance and spikes the cat into the ground!"everybody else:"hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhaha!
5 seconds later,JP:"HAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA!"

JP Cheek by lord of the flame(LP) November 4, 2003

JP Stone 

Giant Whales Vagina with VD and a erectile disfunction

Pat Donnelly ate out JP Stone

JP Stone by Bob Smith April 5, 2005